Strawberries and Pineapple Under the Sea (Sconebob Jam Pants!)

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Strawberries and Pineapple under the Sea
SconeBob Jam Pants!
Tangy and scruptious, goes great with some tea!
Sconebob JamPants!
If delectable fruity be something you wish!
SconeBob JamPants!
Then whip up some cream and make it a dish!
SconeBob JamPants!
Ready?

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SconeBob JamPants!

We cheated slightly with this Jam and made it in our bread-maker. However, you can make it just as well in a pot. Boil together half a well minced pineapple, a punnet of diced strawberries, two table spoons of Jamsetta, a tablespoon of lemon juice and a cup of sugar. Boil vigorously for 15minutes after boiling point and pour into sterilised jars. BOOM! Strawberry and Pineapple Jam!